Morning World Happy New Month

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting,
so he approached his assistant.
“Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t
want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of
the clinic and take care of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” answers Akpos.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following
day and asks: ”So, Akpos, how was your day?”
Akpos told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache so I gave him
Panadol.”
“Bravo, and the second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave
him Flagyl, sir.” says Akpos.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about
the third one?” asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door
opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she
undressed herself, taking off everything including
her bra, her panties and lied down on the table.
She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For
five years I have not seen any man!”
“Lord Jesus! Akpos, what did you do?” asks the
doctor.
“I put eye-drops in her eyes.”